my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
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I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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