Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
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She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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