My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
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I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
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his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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