its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
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One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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