Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
