Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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