what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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