FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Never joke about your clitoris.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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