that's an acceptable place to lick
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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