We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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