My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
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Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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