Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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