You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
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The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
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At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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