But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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