Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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