after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
You dont lie about slip and slides
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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