Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
