Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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