Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
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She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
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Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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