I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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