Welp...herpes.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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