Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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