If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
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A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
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Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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