and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
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booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
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I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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