somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Randomize
