Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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