Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
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