I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
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I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
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I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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