He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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