Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
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The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
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if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
The power of my boobs compel you
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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