he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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