They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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