My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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