So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
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Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
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If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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