as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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