I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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