I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Randomize
