I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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