I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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