I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
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No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
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I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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