Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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