I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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