Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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