I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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