Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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