Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
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fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
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It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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