I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
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The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
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I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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