school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
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He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
When are your genitals available?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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