Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
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Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
you made out with another girl for some wings
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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