Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
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I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Vodka?
Forever.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
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My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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