Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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