WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
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ugly people sure do ruin things
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
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I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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