3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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