She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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