ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
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She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
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I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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