glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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