this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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