There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
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I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
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there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I have post one night stand depression
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