i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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