kristin has been a bad kristin
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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