she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
You ate ashes out of my bong
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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