Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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